Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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