I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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