Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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