I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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