i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
Dignity is for republicans.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
I smell like Dick and happiness
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