belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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