put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Come share oat with me in your robe
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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