I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
They should really pass out barf bags in church
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Randomize
