Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
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