He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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