Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I will pee on everything he values.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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