Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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