Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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