are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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