We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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