What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Edward fifth and chaser hands
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Randomize