help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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