Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
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