it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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