you're like a bully in the Christmas story
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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