Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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