I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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