But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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