Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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