a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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