This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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