who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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