I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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