I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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