North Korea, Best Korea!
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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