Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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