I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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