Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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