talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
try to milk me bitch
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