You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
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