Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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