Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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