it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
Randomize
