I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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