just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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