They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Randomize
