"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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