I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
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