Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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