Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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