I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
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