No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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