Just cropdusted the office
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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