he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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