my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Randomize
