I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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