love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Randomize
