Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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