I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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