We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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