i don't like sucking hair
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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