found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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