walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Randomize
